We have been experiencing an astounding phenomenon on the Friends of WikiLeaks website: ostensible prospective FoWLers who set up FoWL accounts through the official FoWL website, but then never bother to sign in to their accounts, thereby activating them, and making it possible for us to contact these new members!
Either there has been a rash of fake FoWL accounts set up which are then assigned to the various groups around the world (like us) to contact, and we wait for these non-existent people to activate their fake accounts, or: there are a shitload of pathetic people out there signing up to participate in FoWL and then wimping out.
Let’s get it together, folks! This is serious work we’re attempting to perform here. Sign in to your FoWL accounts immediately after you set them up, or they’ll never be activated!
Jesus Christ! What a bunch of amateurs! Fully 9/10ths of the FoWLers we’ve had assigned to us to contact have crapped out by never bothering to sign in to their FoWL accounts after signing up. The rest have simply stopped replying to our emails after one or two contacts; one just failed to perform a single bit of useful work she was assigned and then stopped answering her email. Pathetic! The minute these people have been asked to do some actual work, they fold up like an origami turd.
Simply signing up to do this work isn’t enough, children: you have to actually have the guts to go through with your commitment. No guts, no glory. No guts, don’t waste our time. Go back to your video games and waiting in line for the latest slave-labor-produced time-wasting device from Apple.
Thank you for pretending to give a shit, but we actually have better things to do than try to herd cats.
Serious people: log in to your goddamned FoWL accounts now!